I found this twitter user earlier called “shitmydadsays”

I can’t quite decide whether its made up or genuine, either or its hilarious. Its lots of tweets from a guy called Justin who lives with his 73 Yr old dad so he just writes down the shit he says.

Some tweets that cracked me up :

I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.

I like the dog. If he can’t eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that.

You worry too much. Eat some bacon… What? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon.

Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit.

If mom calls, tell her I’m shitting… Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit.

Thats just some of the hilarious random shit Justin’s dad comes out with, I for one would love to meet the guy!

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